The time I met a hephalump was one the most remarkable and unforgettable days of my life. I was taking a stroll through the 100 acre woods hoping to perhaps stumble upon some honey. I was determined to find honey with bees that would be willing to share. That would be so kind. I passed Owl's house and stopped to give salutations. Owl seemed particularly happy this day which in turn brightened my own a little. On I went into the woods, when I met by accident a hephalump. Absolutely struct with fear I wasn't sure how to react. But to my happy surprise, the hephalump greeted me with a welcome hello.
I said "My dear lump, you seem like a perfectly kind young hephy... would yo be willing you help me on my quest?" he replied with a quick and excited response.
"Oh how splendid! I would so truly love love love to!!!"
"Lovely. You see I'm on a quest to find honey in which its bees will be ever so kind enough to share. We shall make the most excellent team!"
With nods and smiles, we went on with a chipper spirit that would surely bring us to our prize. After some 28 minutes of strolling (give or take a few) we came upon a ample hive that was just flowing with sweet honey. The curious thing about this was that... no one was home.
"Dear bees, we cam to inquire upon sharing honey in a friendly old time!" I hollered.
No reply... after several more callings, the jolly lump and I decided that we should just take a bit of honey for ourselves and leave a note. We left a kind little letter that said "Thank fer hunny. Wil weturn fer frendly helos a nother tim. =]"
Hephalump and I went on with the sweet honey and had grandest time two gentlemen could have. What a fond memory.
I said "My dear lump, you seem like a perfectly kind young hephy... would yo be willing you help me on my quest?" he replied with a quick and excited response.
"Oh how splendid! I would so truly love love love to!!!"
"Lovely. You see I'm on a quest to find honey in which its bees will be ever so kind enough to share. We shall make the most excellent team!"
With nods and smiles, we went on with a chipper spirit that would surely bring us to our prize. After some 28 minutes of strolling (give or take a few) we came upon a ample hive that was just flowing with sweet honey. The curious thing about this was that... no one was home.
"Dear bees, we cam to inquire upon sharing honey in a friendly old time!" I hollered.
No reply... after several more callings, the jolly lump and I decided that we should just take a bit of honey for ourselves and leave a note. We left a kind little letter that said "Thank fer hunny. Wil weturn fer frendly helos a nother tim. =]"
Hephalump and I went on with the sweet honey and had grandest time two gentlemen could have. What a fond memory.
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